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By Carla Collins


In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the area into the angels who consultant us, encourage us, and store our butts; the horny and classy vampires who suck the existence out people; and the douche baggage who regularly annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, faux breasts and actual middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her means via seventy-two imaginary associates, a number of fiancés, 8 canine, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her well-deserved existence classes will convey you that by means of taking hazards, embracing humiliation and tapping into the ability of laughter, whatever is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your existence, keep an eye on your vampires, and preserve all of the douche luggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche baggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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